“Somebody should’ve stopped me.”
“I fuckin’ hate this tune”.
“Bag of shite.”
Exactly what I thought. I own the first Oasis album, but nothing else by them. Great commentary.
God knows what he’d say about my playlist below. Probably, “What fuckin’ pretentious shite!”
I always kind of preferred Liam for humor, but this is gold. Chris should be proud of his fellow Mancunians. (I’m an anomaly around these parts i know because i actually kind of love Oasis.)
They were thrilling when they first came out. I loved Supersonic and Live Forever because they had that Mancunian lad swagger. Sometimes though, they’re music’s equivalent of Paul Calf. Not really listened to what they’ve been doing. You’ll have to do another Spill post to get me to listen to latter stuff. 🙂
Like Karl Pilkington, i had to google Paul Calf too.
i don’t suppose Panth would want to do an “in defence of…Oasis.”
Sometimes it’s too close to home to watch.
“By the swings over there. Er… Over there.”
“Kojak? … I’ve ‘ad ‘im. I was on top an’ I said: Ey look, I’m on Telly”
Pauline Calf? She’s ‘ad me! She said, “Yesterday’s history, Tomorrow’s a mystery, Today is a gift, That’s why it’s called the present” Dead sophisticated like, she were. She telled me, “Remember if you like it, do it, if you don’t like it, do it – you might like it!” She said I looked like a film star out o’ Trainspotting. Didn’t know she meant Begbie.
“Who makes videos these days?”
“You wouldn’t get away with that now” (all the ‘birds’ in the video)
Finger on the pulse, as you’d expect…..
Sorry, amy, he’s a bell-end, not a leg-end (I’m a Manc, so am allowed to say that.)
If you want to listen to an idiot spouting rubbish (with an occasional insight and some inadvertent humour), listen to Karl Pilkington.
“They all think they’re making fucking Apocalypse Now”
Yeah, he’s a bellend. But it’s still funny. I still have a soft spot for Liam, granted, maybe it’s because he’s prettier. (Wouldn’t want to fall in love with him though). I don’t take trash talk about yanks from Brits on tour here from just anybody, but he’s hilarious.
and as to your quote there – you’re not willing to give him credit for a pitch black Manc sense of humor? (kinda like Mozza, another Manc i think you consider a bell-end)
I don’t feel that antagonistic towards Noel, tbh: I mainly wanted to do the bell/leg joke.
There is a lot of dry/sarky/cynical humour around this part of the world and so I possibly don’t always notice it. The vital difference between Noel’s and Mozza’s humour is that Noel can laugh at himself and doesn’t give a toss if you laugh at him too….. And, as a human being, I don’t think he’d equate meat-eaters with paedophiles.
Karl Pilkington was dragged into the limelight and made to perform stupid by Ricky Gervais. These days, I much prefer Karl to the giggling, self-satisfied starsucker.
it’s ok, the bell / leg joke was funny. It took me a minute.
i just watched that again, i actually think he said he wouldn’t get away with a video like that now because of his wife. Hey, at least, unlike Liam, he seems to give a shit.
i’ve never heard of him before.
Not sure what to make of him myself. I have this outsider perspective on stuff that I wouldn’t have questioned before, so I laugh away but then Ms Fuel looks at me as if to say, “What was funny about that sad conversation?” Or, “He talks just like that ‘mate’ of yours I hate”.
I have taken against him, simply on the basis that I’m sick of being told I look like him. But he is quite funny. If you assume it’s all a character he’s created. Which it probably isn’t. Most of the humour comes from Gervais’s cackle anyway.
“Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That’s not real, someone’s ‘avin a fuckin’ laugh – I know for a fact that’s got nothing to do with this song!” – fabulous stuff
that was brilliant, comedy genius!
Don’t think I could offer up an “In defence of..” beyond the first two albums…Noel is dead right in his critique of the later tunes!
An oldie but a goodie!
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